( Great! Who would like to start?)

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(i will)
Koopa kid: weak dumb and stupid
Cackletta: weak smart and old
Groove guy: weak dumb and girly
???: strong smart and cool
announcer: goomboss
Referee: red goomba
Goomboss: welcome to the goombaseum the battle today has KOOPA KID
KK: I'll show you all
Goomboss: CACKLETTA
cack: hehehrhr
Goomboss: GROOVE GUY
Groove: WATAA
goomboss: AND ???
red goomba: fight
DIMG DING DING

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Blue Goomba: Hey, why didn't I get a job?

Goomboss: Because we ran out of spots, so you're replacing the janitor.

Sumo Bro: FINALLY, I GET A DAY OFF!

Blue Goomba: Awwwwww!

???1: Everyone, let's go now!

???3: I'm on it!

RAM!

Groove Guy: My stereo, NOOOOOOO!

RAM!

Koopa Kid: Augh, my shell!

RAM!

Cackletta: Not my magic again!

Goomboss: Looks like the trio is doing their item stealing move!

???1: It's time for...

THE GUESSING GAME OF PAIN!

Blue Goomba: I never knew we had an audience addicted to that move.

Goomboss: Shut up and go clean row 8!

Blue Goomba: Stupid janitor duty...

???2: SHUFFLE!

TWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRL!

???3: Who wants to try first?

Groove Guy: ME, I WANT MY STEREO BACK!

???1: Fine, then which one of us is holding it?

Groove Guy: Ummmmmmm...#1?

???1: WRONG!

CHOMP!

Groove Guy: YEOWCH!

Goomboss: Groove Guy guessed wrong and got bitten by one of those Sharkbones!

???2: Time to mix up the items again!

???1: SHUFFLE!

TWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRLTWIRL!

Koopa Kid: I'm going next, because nobody steals my shell!

???3: Okay, then which one of us is holding it?

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kk: uhh number 1?
???: whaat oh well
groove: my stereo WATTA
cack: AHH help I've fallen and I can't get up
Goomboss: groove guy got his backup stereo and flipped cackletta
Koopa kid: uhh MULTIPLAYER BOWSER MINIGAME and it is

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Koopa Kid: Bowser's Big Blast!

Audience: Gasp!

Goomboss: But.. There are too many people...

Koopa Kid: The sand cheep has to play for his team!

???1: Dang.

Goomboss: Go!

Koopa Kid: Red!

Cackletta: Blue!

Groove Guy: White!

Goomboss: Sand cheep is next! Will he pick black or green?

Sand cheep: Ummm, uh, rainbow?

BOOM!!!

Red Goomba: Sand cheep out. His team is still in though.

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Sharkbone 1:...Now what?

Koopa Kid: YOU'LL replace Sand Cheep!

Sharkbone 1: Crud...

Cackletta: I WANT MY MAGIC BACK!!!

Cackletta presses the black switch.

...SAFE!

The switches are then replaced with new switches.

Koopa Kid: Oh how I love this game!

Groove Guy:...This ain't cool...

Cackletta: GREEN!

Koopa Kid: RED!

Groove Guy: BLUE!

Sharkbone 1: Uh... Polka dot?

BOOOOM!!!!

Goomboss: Its all up to Sharkbone 2 now!

Sharkbone 2: Well... I was the smartest of the trio...

Once again, the switches are replaced with new switches. Though the white switch is gone.

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Sharkbone2: purple
Groove: red
Cack: white?
BOOM
red goomba: cackletta out?
Ghost: not yet posess
Goomboss: AAH
GOOMBLETTA: BWAHAHAHA

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Blue Goomba: Nope.

KABONK!

Cackletta's Soul: RAWR!

Goomba King: Thanks! Some huge ghost came out of me and is evilly staring at her opponents! She destroyed the minigame thing tho.

Sharkbone: Umm, wanna team up?

Koopa Kid: Sure.

SHOOOM!

Sharkoopa: FEAR ME!

Goomba King: Epic! Two giant monsters will fight!

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Groove: WATAA
Goomboss:.... Groove guy flipped the monster
Sandkoopa: take the gaddlight
Cack:AAH THE LIGHT
Red: cackletta out for real
Goomboss: the monster waved a flashlight in cacjlettas face
Grovve: HWAH
sharkbones: wha
Goimboss: groove guy kicked the monster teeming them to normal

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Koopa Kid: Alliance Change!

Groove Guy: Yeehaw!

SHING!

Sharkbones: Meeep!

Goomba King: New creepy monster.

Grokoopa: LETS GET DIS PARTY STARTED! BREAK DANCE!

Goomba King: Monster spins around and around on his shell and break dances while chasing Sharkbone.

Sharkbone: HEEEEELP! No choice!

Beep bo boop!

Sharkbone: THISISANEMERGENCYGETOVERHERENOW!

Goomba King: He used...a phone...to call someone really qui-

SMASH!

Sharkbone 2456: BROS!

Goomba King: More Skarbones! Now four of them are glowing.....

BLAAAM!

Grokoopa: Wooooah.

Megalobones: RRRROOOOAAARRRR!!!!!

Goomba King: Seriously now, first a great white shark parody, then a sandbar shark parody, and now a megalodon?!

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GROOPA: BOB ONB BARRAGE
goomboss: the arena nooo
BOOM
Red goomba: everybody o-
Groove: I'm up
Goomboss: someone else is up

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Koopa Kid: Hey! I'm alive!

Roy: HOW'D YOU SURVIVE!?!?!

Goomboss: How'd you get out of the closet!?

Larry: Some Blue Goomba let us out.

Goomboss: BLUE!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Goomba: Meep!

Sharkbones: Blargh...

Koopa Kid: QUIET YOU!

FWOOSH!!

Sharkbones: AUUUUUGH!!!! I'M BURNING!!!! I'M BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNING!!!

Goomboss: Sharkbones is one fire!

FWOOSH!

Goomboss:...And is no more!

Groove Guy: Actually he's a pile of ashes.

Goomboss: Shut up.

Koopa Kid: Just you and me... time to use an old time ability!

PWOOOOOOSH!!!!

Bowser (Koopa Kid): BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Goomboss: I can't believe it! Koopa Kid just transformed into Bowser!

Bowser: Hey! Not cool!

Bowser (Koopa Kid): You're the one who cloned me with this ability!

Bowser: Actually it was Kamek.

Kamek: It took forever to get a perfect clone... I got a basement full of rejects!

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Groove: flying kick
Kid: KOOPA kid special
Goomboss: both of them attacjed eachother
Both: UUGH
red: both out tie
Roy: GOOMBA KING
goombosd: uh oh goomba attack
Larry: AAH END ALREADY

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Roy: Actually, those koopas with hardhats and machijnes are here because the ring was expanding and the kkopa and groove guy are in the range of the future size, so...yeah.

Goomna king: Oh. Continue.

Sharkbone ashes: I'm still here.

Sharbones 7,8: And we just got here. MERGE!

Goomba king: Again!?

Gray Reef Sharkbones: Yep.

Goomba King: The ashes and two more sharkbones merged to form a new sharkbone...

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Koopa Kid: You have any ideas?

Groove Guy: Dizzy Spin!

GRS: Whoa...

Koopa Kid: Bowser Smash!

Shatter!

Goomba King: Well that was dealt with quickly.

Red Goomba: Sharkbones-

Sharkbone: Actually, that revived me.

Exsistence:...

Koopa Kid: Enough of this! Parade of Death!

Goomba King: And Koopa Kid just called out a parade of Kamek's failed clones, like in Mario Party 2.

Sharkbones: Augh!

Red Goomba: Sharkbones, Finally out.

Koopa Kid: Gettim!

Groove Guy: Not on my watch. DISCO INFERNO!!!

Roy: My arena...

Kamek: My clones...

Koopa Kid: My... Augh...

George Guy: Too much... energy...

Goomba King: And the flames caused them both to burn up, is it a tie?

Red Goomba: Yup.

Roy: More Koopa Kid! Nooooooo-

Transmission ended.

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Sharkbone 9: Wait! Did I miss the party?!

Roy: Yep. Your other 8 buddies died here.

Sharkbone 9: WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!

Roy: No! I didn't do it!

Sharkbone 9: LIES! ATTACK!

Hundreds of sharkbomes swarm.

Roy: OH MY- wait, are we still filming? Stupid Lakitu dropped it while it was rolling.

Sharkbone: Good! Now everyone will know how we took over your place as revenge!

Roy: But it's all destroyed.

Sharkbone: you can be good and tell those hardhat koopas to fix this place and go in the closet, or you can DIE.

All the sharkbones shows their fangs.

Roy: Gulp. Fine.

Roy goes to deliver the new orders and steps on the camera as he goes. Transmission Ended.

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(second half lets start it with a bang
x naut
Game guy
cgain chomp
Blue gomba)

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(I vote game guy)

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(Game Guy has my vote as well! I've always liked the guy... though the other guys are pretty good too. Still, Game Guy has my vote.)

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(Game Guy is my vote as well.)

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